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[slightoverkill]

 [If you happen to be around the fountain in the morning, you will witness a curious sight: A shirtless young man, clearly in his late teens, halfway comfortably sprawled inside the fountain, wet and not particularly caring about it. Right after he dropped there, one might find him with a journal on his face, which he stares at for a long, long time before finally deigning to pull it off his face and reveal features that might be familiar to some of the inhabitants of the village. Very, very familiar.

Mihawk is back, and even though it seems like he only got a shave, he's in truth a couple decades younger than he was when he was taken last week. Approach with caution, he has no filters. Which is demonstrated pretty easily when he finally pulls himself off the fountain - only to sit at the rim instead - and starts fiddling with the journal.

Half-lidded golden eyes stare at the camera, then.]

...well shit. That sure just happened. If there's a record for greatest hangover ever, I think I just broke it.

[He snorts, smirking. Behold the sight of Dracule Mihawk being young enough to actually emote.]

Smashed it, really. 




[ooc: replies will come from thrillthirsty and all his lineface-y glory.]

Comments

[thrillthirsty]

[Dryly.]

You sure you didn't forget something else?

[fierybluebird]

There's a bar around the corner. If I remember right, you're mildly less annoying whilst drunk. Shanks is the opposite, but getting him to sober up is like fighting the tides.

[thrillthirsty]

[Mihawk snorts.]

You just don't know where to kick.

[fierybluebird]

Fine. I dare you to kick him the right way.

Actually it's pointless, because he's not here. But next time he is, I'll dare you to.

[thrillthirsty]

Only you would think that's a dare.

[E y e r o l l.]

[fierybluebird]

It is a dare! And I'm not the only one!

[thrillthirsty]

You really need to stop trying to use me as intermediary. It's not like he bites or anything.

[fierybluebird]

You're forgetting the time he tried to see if I tasted like pineapple.

Well, maybe that was after your time. The years are a little blurred together.

[thrillthirsty]

[Mihawk gives Marco a long, measured look.]

Well?

[fierybluebird]

I don't taste like pineapple you asshole!

[thrillthirsty]

Oh, my. Well that is disappointing, I am sure dozens out there are crying their lost bets now.

[fierybluebird]

Fuck you! That's their fault for making a stupid bet!

[thrillthirsty]

[Flatly.]

You're still not my type, unfortunately. But I will be sure to let Shanks know your interest has finally migrated elsewhere.

[fierybluebird]

[Flat deadpan stare right back.]

I have a girlfriend.

[thrillthirsty]

I'm sure you do.

[fierybluebird]

Ask around.

[thrillthirsty]

I'm not the one who obsessively keeps tabs on people's sex lives, Marco.

Inner Screaming! But icon is outward face 1/2

[fierybluebird]

[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!]

[It's not his fault that someone has to be responsible enough to watch over all the other little idiots! They would all get themselves dating Doflamingo's spies if he let them! And besides! It's a bird thing! If Mihawk wasn't such a fake bird, he'd understand! A whole flock does better when everyone is paired up, whether it's just for warmth and snuggles or learning to share space! BUT STUPID MIHAWK WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND WITH HIS STUPID OVERSIZED TUB! GRR. GRRRR.]

2/2

[fierybluebird]

[But incredibly irritated or not, nothing shows on Marco's face.]

Don't worry Mihawk-kun, you'll find someone some day.

[thrillthirsty]

That much is obvious.

[He arches both eyebrows.]

I mean, if even you did.

[fierybluebird]

[Eyeroll.] Even Roger and Garp did. Don't ask me how.

[Attempt to not show off how much he knows the basic who is sleeping with whom gossip = legendary failure. It hasn't even sunk in that it's only been twenty seconds. Such fail.]

[thrillthirsty]

[Judging you so hard, tbh.]

...Marco.

[Mihawk arches an eyebrow.]

You need a hobby. Desperately.

[fierybluebird]

[Okay, now it sinks in.]

I just know because Garp had offspring and the Roger thing is a long story. It's not what you think... jeez.

[But he's still blushing. Fuck you.]

I took up gardening recently. [See? Hobby!]

[thrillthirsty]

Uh huh.

[Still judging. Forever judging.]

[fierybluebird]

Stop giving me that look! Of the two of us only one of us woke up in a fountain this morning! My life is still more together than yours.

[And yet again with the comparing thing. Oops.]