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[slightoverkill]

 [If you happen to be around the fountain in the morning, you will witness a curious sight: A shirtless young man, clearly in his late teens, halfway comfortably sprawled inside the fountain, wet and not particularly caring about it. Right after he dropped there, one might find him with a journal on his face, which he stares at for a long, long time before finally deigning to pull it off his face and reveal features that might be familiar to some of the inhabitants of the village. Very, very familiar.

Mihawk is back, and even though it seems like he only got a shave, he's in truth a couple decades younger than he was when he was taken last week. Approach with caution, he has no filters. Which is demonstrated pretty easily when he finally pulls himself off the fountain - only to sit at the rim instead - and starts fiddling with the journal.

Half-lidded golden eyes stare at the camera, then.]

...well shit. That sure just happened. If there's a record for greatest hangover ever, I think I just broke it.

[He snorts, smirking. Behold the sight of Dracule Mihawk being young enough to actually emote.]

Smashed it, really. 




[ooc: replies will come from thrillthirsty and all his lineface-y glory.]

Comments

[thrillthirsty]

You're desperate enough you need me to let you win?

[fierybluebird]

NEVER!

If I can't win my way, I refuse to accept it!

Besides, I just know deep down you're bugged, you just refuse to show it! But I know it's there! I'll get you one of these days damn it!

[thrillthirsty]

Bugged? Nah.

[He shrugs.]

Frankly, your near obsession with me borders on flattering, really. Just. A very creepy, vaguely sad kind of flattering.

[fierybluebird]

I'm not obsessed. I could stop talking to you right now and go for months. Hell, I've gone years.

I just see no reason to when you're right there and such an easy mark.

[thrillthirsty]

If I'm such an easy mark why is the game still ongoing?

[fierybluebird]

You underestimate how easily bored we both get.

Just look at it as me doing the world a service. A bored Mihawk-kun is a terrible thing to waste after all.

[Why does that sound vaguely perverted? Marco needs to stop blackflirting.]

[thrillthirsty]

Bullshit.

[Plain and simple.]

You're being a sore loser and blaming your boredom and frustration on me. Shame on you, Marco. You're acting my age.

[fierybluebird]

I'm acting my own age. Since no one knows what it is, I can make that mean whatever the fuck I want, and I will.

[thrillthirsty]

[Mihawk is silent a moment.]

You're making Shanks seem like a respectable old man, compared to you.

[fierybluebird]

You shut your mouth.

[thrillthirsty]

Oh. Oh my. Marco, I don't know how to tell you this, but your hair seems to be getting every so slightly reddish the angrier you get. That's worrisome. Next thing we'll know you'll be wearing a straw hat.

[fierybluebird]

[FLIPS HIM OFF.]

Like fuck I will!

Besides he gave it to Ace's little brother.

[thrillthirsty]

I said a straw hat, not the straw hat.

[Mihawk grins. Full on grin. Watch those facial muscles get some work done for a change. He looks positively diabolical.]

After all, you're not the original. Just the cheap knock-off.

[fierybluebird]

Oh fuck you both. I've been at piracy longer than you even thought about it.

You're the one who wears a cloak just like him. And the hell is with the feather? Talk about trying to be a bird since you're not.

[thrillthirsty]

And yet you're the one always so concerned with what us poor younglings are doing.

[fierybluebird]

Gee, Mihawk-kun, maybe you didn't notice, but that's kind of my fucking job.

Someone has to help Pops out with all these things.

[thrillthirsty]

Don't recall either Red Hair or me being part of your crew, Marco.

[fierybluebird]

Ew. Don't even speak about us becoming family. I'd veto that in a heartbeat.

No, I have to keep tabs on everyone else too dumbass.

[thrillthirsty]

[There's a pause.]

The bit about the hobby? That wasn't a joke, Marco.

rofl Ilu bb Mihawk

[fierybluebird]

YOU SHUT UP!

SOB, HE'S SUCH A TERRIBLE BRAT.

[thrillthirsty]

And another thing, you need to stop letting your temper get away from you. At your age, Marco, that's very dangerous.

XDD Which is why we love him!

[fierybluebird]

You don't even know what my age is, chibi!

Sob.

[thrillthirsty]

I don't need to know the age of a mountain to know it's old as fuck, though.

:P

[fierybluebird]

At least I'm not a fake-bird!

[thrillthirsty]

You do understand you're the only one who ever cares about that, right?

[Pause.]

You realize that means that's as much of an insult as telling someone that at least you're not a fake-rhinoceros?