slightoverkill | 3rd Form

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[Mihawk is currently standing to the side of the main crossroad near the Good Spirits Bar, absently looking around and watching people fuss about their way what with the holiday spirit and such.]

Does anyone happen to have an estimate of how long will this glittery, colorful, over the top... celebration is going to last?

[Because he's seriously considering hitting the forest for a while until you people and your lights and trees and holiday cheer are done making him vaguely ill. And given how disgruntled he sounds, you can totally tell by his tone alone.

Congratulations, Luceti, you have a Grinch among your ranks.]

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If that was the case, you wouldn't be here with me bugging you.

Unless you secretly like me. You do, don't you, fake birdie? Too bad, I'm taken by a much better bird, eh.

It continues to amaze me the lengths you'll go to dissociate yourself from reality.

[Okay he really has to hide a chuckle at that. Ahhh so amusing.]

Is this what they call "tsun-tsun?" Don't worry Mihawk-kun, your secret crush is safe with me. I won't even tell Vista that he's been jilted for another.

[Seriously he has to have a death wish worse than Ace's by this point.]

[He's just going to stare, Marco. Forever staring. And then.]

Do not complain later.

[He's swinging Yoru at your head next time he sees you. 8)]

Complaining is for those with regrets.

[Deadpan.]

Or missing limbs.

Oh, is Shanks a whiner? I hadn't noticed. [Deadpan back at ya, but with a bit of snark.]

Compared to you, who isn't?

You're saying I don't whine?

Why Mihawk, how thoughtful! Wish I could say the same. [If he was honest, he certainly could, but that would require... honesty. Which would be breaking an absurd personal ethics here.]

As usual, you are entirely capable of having a conversation with yourself.

[Honestly, why dose he bother with you?]

[Marco genuinely grins mischievously at that. So Mihawk was getting a little annoyed after all? OR WAS HE?! Honestly, it was hard to tell, as always.]

It comes from trying to show a fake bird how to be more like a real one. [It comes from trying to drive the man absolutely insane and push his buttons is what it is.]

[You know you can't annoy him. At most you're amusing him. OR ARE YOU? No one can tell, this deadpan face is impenetrable.]

I'm sure.

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[Video] :O Don't eat him! He doesn't really taste like pineapple chicken

[Video] that can be fixed.

[Video] /FLEES AGAIN

[Video] you can't flee, you're needed for Christmas' dinner.

[Video] nooooooooooo get a ham!

[Video] I like poultry better.

[Video] But ham is nice and saltier!

[Video] But poultry is sweet and juicy, like his revenge.

[Video] :< Revenge is best served cold, not juicy! Try ice cream!

[Video] Nah.

[Video] With hot fudge sauce, consider it

[Video] Nope.