slightoverkill | 3rd Form

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[Mihawk is currently standing to the side of the main crossroad near the Good Spirits Bar, absently looking around and watching people fuss about their way what with the holiday spirit and such.]

Does anyone happen to have an estimate of how long will this glittery, colorful, over the top... celebration is going to last?

[Because he's seriously considering hitting the forest for a while until you people and your lights and trees and holiday cheer are done making him vaguely ill. And given how disgruntled he sounds, you can totally tell by his tone alone.

Congratulations, Luceti, you have a Grinch among your ranks.]

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[After a moment, he sighs.]

If you must.

[This is as enthusiastic as he's going to get. But hey, he's bored, so why the hell not.]

I am not, on the whole, a terribly festive man.

[Unless it's Halloween. He's always ready for Halloween.]

I must.

[She's not terribly festive either. In fact other than celebrations with her nakama, she'd rather avoid the holiday season altogether. But she's willing to put up with simply to poke at Mihawk]

It's a date then. If you can, try to wear something that sparkles. I'm sure you have someone who can help you out with that.

I do not sparkle.

[...woman, what's wrong with you.]

Oh? Whyever not?

[All the innocent questioning here]

[This look. Just. This look into eternity.]

Perhaps you just need to embrace that side of yourself. You could lead a much more fulfilling life.

No.

[You ain't winning this argument.]

Suit yourself. Who knows what the future may bring.

[Not that she has plans. Not at all.]

One ought to wonder how foreboding that statement was meant to be.

[His life is suffering.]

You think so?

[Could you ever doubt a smile like this?]

[Grins.]

You need to wear less black if you wish to be the Queen of Hearts.

Let's just call it too much of a good thing. [One way to put it, at least. More precisely, they still handle each other best in small doses. Luceti doses? Not small.]

Ah, yes. I am entirely familiar with the concept.

[His entire cast, said the man who lives in a deserted island with only mandrills for company. 8)]

Hilarious.

[Not.]

[Yes.]

Your reputation precedes you.

Reputations can often be exaggerated.

[Daria pretty much wrote off her peers when she was about six. It shows sometimes.]

Anyone you know here?

And sometimes they can be extremely accurate.

[Like his.]

Several, unfortunately.

If you bake some tarts, I promise not to steal them. [Obviously lying. Get back in the kitchen Mihawk.]

Mind your tongue.

All the better to taste you with my dear?

[Sticks it out. Yeah, he should seriously see about getting Vista to guard his featherbutt at this point... If only, if only.]

[Your girlfriend was already telling him to be more festive, Marco, so it all works out. 8)]

As if.

[Also, bitch please, can't touch this.]

[Hey. Don't bring his hot bird girlfriend into this. He will totally glitter bomb your date.]

[After he stops being genuinely amused at that.]

You wish.

I'm sorry. [Despite the bland tone, that's really the right answer - whatever way she looks at it.]

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[Video] LET'S PRETEND THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

[Video] and I thought Robin was the troll.

[Video] the saddest part being Mihawk and Darkleer having so much in common. Sob.

[Video] I don't even know who that is really XD

[Video] A moron just as stubborn as Mihawk

[Video] XD seems to be a trend with swordsmen.

[Video] true, though Darkleer isn't a swordsman. Just a moron.

[Video] I see. That, too, seems to be popular with swordsmen

[Video] Is it working though?

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[Video] No.

[Video] Truth.

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[Video] Maybe he should do something about that XD

[Video] Marco, if you want to kill yourself, there are easier ways. Less property damage that way.

[Video] He's too cocky for that. Mihawk should just stab his leg

[Video] There's an excellent idea for a Christmas present.

[Video] Oh snap /flees

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